What better way to add the sex to what sounds like a cake stripped of all it’s fun then literally saying it will make you sexy? Sex sells ya know, and I want to sell you on how this cake will A. Make you more interesting at parties, B. Bring you pure joy by getting sandbox-style dirty in the kitchen and playing with colors, and C. Make in an overall better person in every way. I would TOTALLY hit that.
So hear’s the deal…Evan the Vegan Birthday Boy and Sarah the Celiac Pregnant Friend would be attending the mini-holiday weekend where a cake would be eaten, and I was bring the cake. The challenge is that every GF/V cake I have eaten has the compactness of weaponry and tastes like putting your tongue on a sugary sponge. Challenge accepted.
*Thanks to Epicurean Vegan for the core recipe magic
Express your love through cake. It works 60% of the time, all the time.
VEGAN & GLUTEN-FREE RED VELVET CAKE
1 cup vanilla rice milk
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
2 1/2 cups Gluten-free baking mix (see below)
1 tsp salt
1 tsp xanthan gum
1 1/2 cups cane sugar
1/2 cup palm oil (or vegetable) shortening
2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 cup + 3 tbsp unsweetened applesauce
1 oz red food color (or any color if you want to get sassy)
1 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp distilled white vinegar
1 tsp baking soda
1 recipe fluffy buttercream frosting (see below)
Gluten-free baking mix
3 3/4 cup garbanzo fava bean flour (I use Bob’s Red Mill)
2 1/4 cup potato starch
1 1/2 cup tapioca flour
*make sure shortening and margarine are at room temperature
1/2 cup non-hydrogenated shortening
1/2 cup non-hydrogenated margarine (I use Earth Balance)
3 1/2 cups confectioner’s/powdered sugar (sifted if clumpy)
1 3/4 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 cup soy creamer (non-dairy milk can be used, the creamer just makes a more robust frosting)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Make the baking mix first, using a whisk to mix them well then put in an airtight container or zip-lock bag and shake for 1 minute to combine. This mix should last for 3 months and makes about 7 cups of flour.
Grease 2 9″ cake pans then line the bottoms with parchment paper (I use coconut oil to grease the pans and use the cake pan to draw a stencil on the parchment to line the pans.) Set aside.
In a measuring cup, combine the milk and vinegar to create the ‘buttermilk’ and set aside to curdle.
In a large bowl, combine 2 1/2 cups of the baking mix, salt, and xanthan gum. In a medium bowl or stand mixer bowl, cream together the sugar and shortening. Add the applesauce, food coloring (1 oz is the whole bottle), and vanilla and mix everything until the mixture is light and creamy. Add the cocoa powder and mix well.
Alternating, add the dry ingredients and the ‘buttermilk’ mixture to the wet ingredients, ensure you begin and end with dry ingredients. Pour the white vinegar into a small cup and add the baking soda over it. Immediately pour the fizzing mixture into the batter and mix thoroughly. Evenly divide the batter into two cake pans.
Bake for 30-35 minutes on the center rack or until a toothpick comes out clean, turning halfway if your oven bakes unevenly. If both pans won’t fit on the same rack, ensure the are staggered so one is not on top of the other and switch racks halfway through baking. Let cakes cool completely on rack before turning them out of pans to avoid sticking.
One cooled, turn over the pans and remove the parchment paper. Take a large plate and place it upside down on the bottom of one of the cakes. Flip over so the cake is face down on the plate.
*When layering cakes, I recommend using a one wire cake cutter to trim down the bottom cake for easy, professional looking stacking. Again, this is all about looking better then you actually are.
To make frosting
Beat the shortening and margarine together until well combined and fluffy. Add the sugar and beat for about 3 more minutes. Add the vanilla and creamer, beat another 5-7 minutes until fluffy. Add more extract if accomodate flavor and beat longer or less time to accommodate texture appropriate for decorating.
IF FROSTING CAKE: Once the bottom cake is trimmed, frost the top and sides of the bottom cake pretty thick, especially on top. Carefully stack the second cake then put a light layer of frosting on cake at let set (this will lock in all the crumbs and leave a professional finished when frosted). Once set, frost around the entire cake and DONE!
IF USING FONDANT: Prepare cake with a light layer of frosting all around (should still see cake color. Soften icing with the bread hook for the mixer for 1 minute or by kneading for 1-2 minutes until malleable. Dust your work surface with confectioner’s sugar to prevent sticking. Use a rolling pin to roll out fondant to cover cake (approx 18″x 18″) ensuring you prevent sicking by picking up fondant. Gently lift fondant onto rolling pin and position onto cake.
Shape fondant to sides of cake with smoother. You can use your hands to smooth, but this may leave indents or your sweatiness from all this work may melt the icing. Beginning in the middle of the cake top, move the smoother outward and down the sides to smooth and shape fondant to the cake and remove air bubbles. If an air bubble appears, insert a pin on an angle, release air and smooth the area again. Use the straight edge of the smoother to mark fondant at the base of cake. Trim off excess fondant using a spatula or sharp knife.
*NOTE: I have learned that the thinner the fondant, the better the cake. The icing shouldn’t overpower the cake flavor, which is the star of the show. I use Satin Ice fondant and gel edible coloring for the best flavor and colors. When coloring fondant, roll into a ball, use a toothpick to make stripes of color around ball, then knead color until blended. If you need any help in this, I LOVE youtube and it’s wonderful instructor’s. Just Google it:)
PIPING: If you can make friends with a kitchen or baking store, do so..and fast. Most supplies can be found there, but the basics I keep around are my box o’ tips that includes a coupler (the thing that holds the tip in place), piping bags, basic shapes and number/letter cookie cutters, and a long rolling pin. With every tip and design there is a technique, but instead of spending hours online watching youtube videos (still helpful, but seriously, you have shit to do), I recommend buying cheap frosting that is expired or post-holiday, getting an apron and some parchment paper, and practicing away. It’s really fun to do with kids…I’m assuming this, I have none but who wouldn’t love getting messy and making cool, edible designs?
For this cake (see picture below):
I made the flowers using tip 2D – Hold piping bag at a 90 degree angle with firm frosting. Twist your wrist as you squeeze the bag.
The leafs were tip 352 – Hold piping bag at 45 degree angle with thin frosting. Squeeze hard to build up base, then slowly raise tip as you relax pressure and pull away from point.
The border was tip 10 – Hold piping bag at 45 degree angle with medium frosting. Squeeze hard with tip slightly above the surface, then let icing fan out as you relax pressure and pull tip towards surface to form a point. Start the next bead 1/4 inch away from tail of previous bead.
BE CREATIVE! I love to look at pictures online of other peoples creations and make them. Oh, and one last bit of advice: Wear gloves and try not to slice your finger on the dryer the day before. (I promise there was minimal blood in the cake.)